Two Girls and a Coupla Beds

This is me and Mommy just before leaving the hospital. Im out like a light but I get the distinct impression someone is watching me....MOMMY!

There's No Place Like Home...

Tomorrow is the latest in a string of big days for me - I'm going home!! Mommy and Daddy seem to be shooting for a midday departure. In all my life, I've never seen them so happy - something about sleeping in their own bed!?

Mommy and I continue to mend from our trying experience yesterday. She's got ice in the funniest of places but it sure seems to be doing the job.

I hear my room is easily the most completely decorated room in the house so I guess that's a good thing. Daddy seems a little troubled that it makes the rest of the house look like a crack den.

Back to my crib.

NLC

The Yalta Conference

Taylor and Connor came over and visited me at the hospital this afternoon and we had a fabulous time telling old war stories and plotting a coup against Mom and Dad once I get home. We've quickly become fast friends - they rock.

General Hospital Meets Survivor

Mommy and I have really covered some ground together in the past 24 hours. She may look like she just got voted off the island but she really worked hard to bring me into the world and for that, I'm the most proud of her.

I love you Mommy!!!!
NLC XOXOXOX

Meeting the Fokkers

I'm finally getting acquainted with my grandparents. They seem like pretty good people - Im learning alot about bifocal glasses and retirement plans.

Clearly I have my work cut out for me - this "life" thing sounds kinda complicated.

Peaceful Slumber - (AKA., down time for M&D)

Ok...it was a really long day and I have much beauty sleep to catch up on.

Please note my covered little fists which taste really good when I can get them in my mouth.

Wish you all were here.

NLC

My Window Sticker - Sorry, no EPA Figures

Here are my vital stats - judging by Daddy's "stature", I probably wont be height challenged but hopefully will forego the facial hair and bald head. I think Mommy and Daddy call this little card a keepsake.

DDAY....A Nude Beginning

Well, I finally I made it!! I'm here, Im finally here!!! All in all it went pretty well and I've got to say, its far better being in Mommy's arms than in the tight confines of her tummy. I came shooting out at 6:41PM ET and I weigh a strapping 7lbs. 2 oz. Along with 20 inches in length, I should be making the US National Swim Team somewhere around the year 2021.

I just want to take this moment to thank my parents and The Academy for making this happen!

Oh ya...and thanks for the snappy new white "doo-rag."

NLC

Run to the Light!!!

I think I heard the doc said Mommy is at 8 cm and it shouldn't be much longer...I see a light at the end of the tunnel!!

5:00? 6:00?

WOOHOO!!

DDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well....we're off to the hospital in a few minutes. Not sure what that means but I think I'm comin out today? Tomorrow? Soon!!

Mommy and I had a couple sips of Stella Artois last night to celebrate my imminent exit from her womb - I think I like it. Those Belgians - good waffles, good beer. We also enjoyed a little Ambien per the doc and we both slept like....well....babies.

I'll write as soon as I'm toweled off, receive my pedicure (Mommy is particular about the feet you know) and get wrapped up like a pig in blanket.

Wish me luck!!

NLC

Last Morning of My Imprisonment!!

This is my latest profile - actually this should be the LAST morning of this profile of me covered in some blasphemous tshirt that Mommy likes to wear. Luckily for you all you can't see the front of this shirt but suffice to say....unsavory - even from the inside.

I will keep you "abreast" of my movements over the next couple days. Needless to say - things, they be a changing. I'm very much looking forward to meeting everyone!!

DDay: -2

Ive decided it's time to start spicing things up around here so I started belting Mommy in the liver and kidneys early this morning. I'm gear down and ready to land - so let's get this party started.

It'll be much easier to post to my blog when I'm finally FREE!! It's kinda tight in here.

Two Live Crew

I think these two had something to do with my journey of the last nine months. My wonderful "host" (left) and I have really been through the ringer but it ain't nothing compared to the havoc I'm going to impose when I get outta here!

hee, hee...I love you Mommy!!

And then there were three...

I hear these two are part of the receiving party as well. With any luck, they'll have something to teach me because I've got lots to learn.
They look really cool in those outfits - I gotta get me one of those things. I think this is going to work out just fine...I LOVE them already.

Oh and babysitting - we are so there.

Where I Get Horizontal and Sleep....maybe.

Im thinking this is going to totally work for me. I have lots of light with some good blinds when I need to take a nap.

I hope the cat doesnt try anything tricky.

Lookin Out from the Inside

This is just like Scholastic Books...can you find my chubby mug in this picture??

DDay: -4

Its really starting to get uncomfortable in here and Im anxious to get out. Im starting to get a little nervous but I know the eviction is coming!