Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Children For Sale....Get Your Children Here!!

Wow - I had my Halloween Parade yesterday at school and I'm not sure I've ever been so traumatized. I'm sitting there, minding my own business when all of a sudden I'm thrown into a lobster costume, plunked down right next to a skunk and then paraded around the parking lot in front of literally hundreds of adults with cameras. Truly horrifying and humiliating.

On top of all that, every time I saw Mommy or Daddy I immediately felt compelled to burst into tears along with screams of bloody murder.

But after all was said and done, the parental units saved me from all the madness and whisked me away to the safety of home and a great meal (most of which I threw on the floor).

NLC