The Great Karnak

Mommy and Daddy say they need to have a little fun at my expense since everything else comes at theirs. I hope they're getting their money's worth.

NLC

On Donder, On Blitzen

Reindeer have nothing on me. Not to mention they didn't even stick around Christmas Morning so I had to carry the load all by myself...signing autographs and handing out hoof-print origami.

Hope everyone enjoys the New Year!

NLC

Finger Lickin' Good

Just a quick little post of me feasting on my hand. This position seems to work quite well when my gas rivals that of Exxon Mobile.

btw...Santa FINALLY came last night and we all raked in the mother load this morning. Daddy was right....I like Christmas a lot.

Peace.

NLC

Blanket Tour De Force

Mommy and I have been having a great time with our blanket parties. We stretch out on the family room floor and laugh until we can't take it anymore. Sometimes she gets the best of me and we end up with a little projectile action from my last meal - oddly enough that usually means I've been having a fabulous time...ah the irony.

There's been much marveling at my growth lately. I'm pretty close to twelve pounds and getting larger by the day. I think we may need to reassess the "Newborn" title of the blog. Hmmm...much to ponder.

NLC

Pink KKK Costume Not Funny

Cap just finished feeding me and I'm drunk with formula. Not bad for my grandfather's first try. His technique was impeccable.

We've been having a great time with Georgie and Cap even though I'm told the man in red with the white beard won't be showing up until the morning of the 29th. Tay-tay and Connor won't be arriving at the house until the 28th so I guess Santa is going to hold off until they get here. I'm not sure how keen I am about this concept in the future but I figure I'm the new kid on the block and I best conform for now.

Off to eat tree needles. BTW - did I mention I've had my first sampling of cereal?! It rocks.

NLC

I See Dead People!

A very unholiday post title but fitting for the picture. I have to confess, my behavior before Christmas Eve Church Service was deplorable. Daddy likens it to PPMS (Practice PMS), others might harken to the cliche, "you can dress her up but you can't take her out."

Regardless, I was a handful but I managed to cool my jets just enough during church to keep Mommy and Daddy from donating me to the Salvation Army.

My first church service was pretty cool although the musical support was a little thin. Either we Methodists don't embrace music like the other faiths or the five ladies and two gentlemen in the choir think they've got the same gift as the Beach Boys....not.

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

NLC

Baby Spam Blocker

A new chapter has begun in the fight against Spam - Baby Spam Blocker. It's the latest in the ongoing crusade to stop Spam and its incessant attacks on our inboxes.

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Please try my product.

NLC

Baby Hot Potato Continues

I'm not sure if you all have taken notice but Im getting handed off to a lot of strange people lately. The latest "winners" in my saga are Mrs. Ashley and Mrs. Harmon....Laura and Peg for short. They bamboozled Mommy and Daddy with offerings of Chinese food and key lime pie - played them like a fine fiddle if you ask me. They got what they wanted I guess - my steaming hulk in their arms. I have to admit, all the attention is growing on me. Santa is coming soon! NLC

Pull My Finger

Mommy and I love hanging out on the couch after a good meal. I've got a great kung-fu grip which can darn near break fingers if given half the chance.

We had a great "web conference" with Georgie and Cap (my grandparents) tonight on the computer. I gave them a little taste of all my moods - my favorite is the projectile spit-up, followed by boisterous screams of gassy agony.

Can you feel it?

NLC

Global Warming Causes Curious Mutations

Man has infant head growing from chest

Further evidence of global warming or is his heating blanket turned up too high?

Strange Woman Comes to Visit

Some woman pulled down our driveway in a minivan covered in salt with Ohio license plates. I was immediately relieved when Mommy welcomed her into our home - she seemed to know this distant traveler.

I quickly come to find out that she goes by the call sign, Aunt Lisa! In no time at all I was getting hugs and kisses from my new found friend and we quickly bonded. Aunt Lisa stayed a couple nights and provided Mommy with some much needed "Mommy Conference" time since Aunt Lisa has twin boys of her own. The boys must have been left back in Ohio to fend for themselves....harsh.

Daddy was singing, "I went back to Ohio and my city was gone"...he said I would understand good music one day.

Go figure.

NLC

My Inner Yin and Yang

Well, here it is....my first smile caught on "film". Daddy says its right up there with catching a glimpse of Bigfoot or a giant squid...or finding a japanese motorcycle in our garage. I'm getting more accustomed to smiling but I still find it easier to do with my big sister - she gets one from me just about every time. The picture below shows me in a more normal state of mind - demanding perhaps but a one month old girl must be satisfied.

Baby Crucified for Questionable Sleep Attire

ok, this is so uncool. I don't make the fashion decisions around here, I just wear what I'm told. Stripes with a solid - I mean come on already!

I've got better things to do than be chastised for poor judgement on Mommy's part.

blah...

NLC 

Happy Birthday to Me!

Today I have officially been an air breathing, carbon-based land rover for 4 weeks! I made Daddy celebrate with me when he got home from work tonight - with the appropriate accoutremont on my head of course. It may not look like it but I am thrilled with the new milestone. I wonder if I'll look back on these times and ponder how easy I've had it? Ah the great mysteries of life.

Speaking of mysteries - I've upgraded to the "fast nipple".....bet that got your attention. Apparently Mommy and Daddy were growing tired of me sucking on my bottle for 30 mins, only to put half of it in my burping towel. Now I've upgraded to HIGH SPEED if you will, and things are going much faster and better for all parties.

Back to my one month bacchanalia - wish you all were here!

NLC

Peculiar Man in Red, Whoville and Idle Threats

Mommy and Daddy are making sure I get into this Christmas Spirit thing all of a sudden. We are apparently not as bad as my family in Oregon who have the Christmas tree up 6 months out of the year but I'm hoping we're not pressing things here with the festive red outfit with this funny character on front. Daddy tells me I'm going to love Christmas but was quick to make it clear if the diapers don't improve I could be getting coal and switches...I don't know what those are but it doesn't sound good to me.

Since Mommy is at home all the time our house looks like the Grinch just came back down to Whoville to return all the Who's trinkets but I think it looks nice just the same.

Baby Consoles Father Over Loss of Freedom

Daddy just got back from his first business trip since I came into the family. After three nights on the westcoast he fell right back into MY groove which seemed to thrill him to no end - especially after a red-eye from LA. Honestly, I think he was a little down. He probably got a little taste of his "old life" and the freedom he enjoyed before I rocked his world. So being the loving, caring daughter I am, I put my little head on his chest (thankfully covered this time) and let him know he's the best Daddy in the whole world...at least as it stands right now - I reserve the right to rethink things when I'm 13. Mommy on the other hand was a pillar of motherhood after the power went out for three hours on the first night Daddy was away. This was promptly followed by Connor getting the flu that same night so he had to stay home from school the next day. Throw in the fact she had to take care of little ole me at the same time and I think she's the best Mommy in the whole wide world!

NLC